Sonny Rollins
Just added by the New Yorker:
“Editor’s note: This article, which is part of our Shouts & Murmurs humor blog, is a work of satire.”
So there you go….
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“Jazz might be the stupidest thing anyone ever came up with. The band starts a song, but then everything falls apart and the musicians just play whatever they want for as long they can stand it. People take turns noodling around, and once they run out of ideas and have to stop, the audience claps. I’m getting angry just thinking about it.”